HOW NOT TO WASTE MONEY

A look at some of the movies seen in the past month:

Dhoom 2: Abhishek Bacchan,on a high currently after Bunty aur not-bubbly,Bluffmaster etc and also seen in Banaras,Siddhivinayak temple with Aishwarya finally gets back to his deserving place of second lead.Hrithik simplY steals the show.He is amazing!The film disappoints after an exciting first half due to some extra hamming by Ash and a totally unnecessary love track between Hrithik-Ash and Uday "I apply lipstick.Do you know?See Neal n Nikki" Chopra and Bikini Basu.Worth watching once ( typical Hyderabadi) only for Hrithik and the first half.

Jaan-e-Mann: Salman in place of SRK.Akshay Kumar in place of Saif.Rest very very similar to Kal Ho Na Ho.Salman is as usual awesome.*He is still India's most handsome guy*.Btw today is his birtday.Happy Birthday Sallu bhai. Hope you do some hair-weaving,hope you stop being a
psycho,hope you get to work with the better directors and show the other two Khans that you are no less. (Your HAHK is the highest grosser in the history of Bollywood.Sholay and DDLJ come next).Akshay Kumar as the nerdy,geeky astronaut has done a great job.Otherwise nothing special. Arachu maavu only.

Babul: *Sad* Sallu bhai why the hell do you work with these directors? Absolute rotten,faecal matter.Hema Malini looks better than Rani!!Give it a miss peacefully.

Bhagam Bhag: Theatre se bhag jao.Once again Akshay Kumar is the only saving grace.

Casino Royale: Get a DVD.watch the first 20 min for some amazing chase sequences.Then pause it,learn the fundas of poker and get back.Else you will bulb royally like I did.Wasted 100
bucks.Could have watched Sallu twice in Jaan-e-Mann :P

Khatarnak(Telugu): Someone take a stick and spank me.How on earth could I have watched this shit!If I were to add the total amount spent on worst movies like this,it would have fetched me a Lee or Levis jeans.

Godfather: Ajith is simply superb in the second half.What could have been a great movie has been pushed down into the average slot thanks to the boisterous comedy by Ramesh Kanna,unnecessary songs etc.Rehman disappoints.Only "Innisai" stands out.After "Raa Raa" this is one of the best songs with a classical touch in commercial flicks.One can infact count the no of words spoken by Asin.Absolutely no role at all!Ajith is too good as the hazaar effeminate dancer.Otherwise nothing worth mentioning.

Heard:
1) Himesh Reshammiya is going to act in a film.God save Bollywood.
2) Kuch Kuch Hota Hai is going to be remade.As if one was not enough.Hold-your-breath its going to be an animated with dogs replacing humans.Karan Johar ,you please stick to
animation.Atleast we will be spared of KANK,K3G etc. All of you take an oath .
" Even if I get a free ticket for a Karan Johar movie,I wont watch it"