Friday, April 27, 2007

CAPTIONS FOR MECHANICAL ENGINEERING T-SHIRT

Note : Some of you might find some parts of this post objectionable. Just read it and apreciate the creativity without dwelling much on it :P

In the mech forum here our guys were discussing the possible captions for our dept t-shirt. Some absolutely brilliant ones -

1) The cracker :

Elec T-shirt : Said God " Let there be light" and we took over.
Mech T-shirt : Said God "Let there be light" and we said "Lite ra mama"

2) I am a stud. I can screw from both sides. ( If you are bulbing , see what a stud is in images. Ensure that safe search is ON)

3) Where there is a drill , there is a way.

4) We're mechanical nuts. Screw the universe.

5) Since there are a huge number of U-shaped tubes in Thermal Power Engineering we shall call it "U-Tube - Sandcast Yourself!!!"

6) If you cant screw or you have gone nuts, God might have RGed you. Dont despair , come to us for better design.

7) From screwing to manufacturing , we do it all.


Tuesday, April 03, 2007

CRICKET,MOVIES,FOOD,BOOKS

Very much mean life for me.Probably books not much.Still nothing wrong in claiming that as long as there is no one to test me on the same!
We had our inter hostel cricket match against Ganga last weekend at the lush green CCG i.e Chemplast . Ganga was a tough opposition with about 6 insti players. It was going to be very tough for us. We batted first and lost our thulper within no time.In fact the very first ball! It was like I was padding up and adjusting the thigh pad and hear "Desi jaa bey" in no time! The new ball was swinging and decided to see it off. Some studd max quality left-arm pace bowling saw me eternally defending and it was the right thing to do then. Unfortunately I continued in the same vein and couldn't accelerate later and got out for a paltry but solid 10 with no edges or misses :P. Thanks to some quality batting ended with a decent 143 off 25. Ganga chased it in a professional manner. Mayura came up with a wise crack - "Ganga is mightier than Jamuna da. So it was obvious that they would defeat you"!After a slow but solid start without losing wickets they shifted gears and scored it in 20 overs. It was a clinical performance and we were beaten comprehensively. The singles in the middle overs did all the damage and they always kept the scoreboard ticking - the essentials of cricket in the middle overs. This was something we failed to do. The atmosphere was glum and our Sports Sec started crying. We were answerable to about 200 guys back in the hostel but what about our players who are answerable to 1 billion! Can't imagine what they would have fet like. A pic in my Orkut album gives a feel of the same.It has been a memorable journey with the red cherry, willow, Chemplast and more importantly the team for the past 4 years. I might play in the coming year but will surely miss this team, many of whom are my wing mates. The "under-lights" tennis ball encounters at Sangam too will be missed sorely.Imagine a high-voltage chasing match under lights with the entire opposition hostel booing and baying for your blood and your team requiring 3 off 1 ball level stuff. Well I have been there and done that. Also received a gold medal last year without being in the playing 11 , so not many regrets now. ( Reminds you of Parthiv and Amby Valley?).

To forget the cricketing debacle we went to Bessie beach . I wanted to thulp Southie stuff and so we headed straight to Murugan Idli. It was a a huge letdown, given the hype surrounding it, the scores of people waiting outside etc. It is simply too costly for the stuff served (single idly 6 bucks). The chutney was the only saving grace. Somehow I dont find Saravana Bhavan too much to my liking. Quality is good but quantity is minimal. I can show hazaar cheaper restaurants in Hyd with almost the same quality. Beats me totally, given that Chennai is the hub of all these idli-sambhar stuff. Infact my classmate, who had a one year stint with BITS Ranchi remarked that the 5 bucks Masala Dosai in the canteen there was the best he has ever eaten!
Murugan Idli : Just about ok, nothing extraordinary

Finally saw Quentin Tarantino's cult movie Pulp Fiction. I was not at all impressed by Kill Bill and thought Tarantino was over-rated. However I wish to change my stance now. Pulp Fiction is simply too good and the choice of the actors like John Travolta, Bruce Willis, Samuel Jackson etc only made it better. I suppose Mani Ratnam's non-chronological way of portraying the events in Yuva was inspired by movies of this genre. Just can't wait to watch his first movie Reservoir Dogs which was Kaante in Hindi. A Tarantinoish description would be :It is fuckin awesome :P
Verdict : Strongly recommended. Hazaar gory and obscene,unparliamentary language.

This sem has squeezed me to the last drop literally. Just manged to read one book- Triple by Ken Follet. It is a classical espionage thriller revolving around Israel and its fights to acquire nuclear weapons. Totally engrossing and riveting stuff. Once again looking forward to reading Eye of the Needle. I think Fanaa had its inspiration from this. I am not sure though.