Tuesday, September 20, 2005

ODI TOURNEY AND TESTS

ODI-One Day International
This is not another ubiquitous post on cricket or the ASHES which have been flogged to death in most of the sports sites.After completing ,and of course performing poorly in most of them, yet another set of internals{called quiz here..1st QUIZ} i found it quite similar to cricket,which till recently was my passion.The passion has fizzled out thanks to the incompetent performances of INDIA over the past 2 years.

Well i play an ODI on the eve of a test!The batting is done throughout the night with the primary intention of saving the test.The innings starts somewhere around the break of dusk where the notes are procured and photocopied {Hazaar thanks to the guy who invented that}. The next 30 min are spent going through the notes and trying to find out the corresponding pages in the text-book.Probably this could be called the warm-up session.The batting starts with great enthusiasm and verve.Obviously a well begun job is half done and soon its time for some "well left" which i call the SIEVE THEOREM!! Somehow i just cannot fathom/digest the fact that whatever is "well-left" by me surely appears in the exam.So much so that at around 2 am many of my friends gather in my room to find out what is left by me.Then there is the inevitable drinks break.It is coffee for me to rejuvenate my drooping eye lids and get ready for the post drinks session(or post tea session).It is quite surprising that i am able 2 cram so much into my head on the night before the exam.The lurking fear of a Gangulyish score provides the necessary impetus i guess.Of course i end up getting one,but that's a different story of epic proportions altogether.

The perfect example of "inductive effect" is witnessed at around 2 am where a single yawn by a sleepyhead spawns multiple yawns among the neighbours .Coffee is not available at that time and i dance to the tunes of the capricious sleep without any control.Generally i manage to complete the portion by around 4am,albeit with many parts being "well left",which stare at me in the question paper like a menacing fast bowler the next morning.In the 1st QUIZ the irony was that i did well in the tests with minimal effort,which included conf and orkut, while i totally spoilt the test for which i even did "net practice" apart from batting throughout the night.This has deeply entrenched some nonsense in my head regarding exam preparation.

The papers will be given some time this week when it will be time for some introspection again.As of now i have plans of playing a test-studying atleast 5 days for each exam,for the 2nd QUIZ.I am quite sure that this will soon fade out.But still NEVER GIVE UP!Like September for March flunkers there is 2nd QUIZ for 1st QUIZ flunkers.There is an end sem also to revive the sagging fortunes.Lets see what this sem has in store for me!!

13 comments:

Vetty Max said...

Ha ha ha...good one da.

And if you leave something and that comes in the exam, its not well left, you are demeaning Rahul "Well Left" Dravid da.

Ofcourse if not second quiz, then its end sem and if not end sem, its next sem. This was how every sem of my 8 sems at IITM went.

I did not have to put any nightouts though. (Probably because of the absemce of the net)

Dainty Damsel said...
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Dainty Damsel said...

Nice post!!
we have All out and All clear terminology after the results are out.Only thought if we have flunked or cleared the exams.
hmm one night out and u write so well.Traits of intelligent ppl.Help me out :)hehehe
Way to go Boy!!!
Keep rocking
Rajeev Rocks!!!

kiran said...

dude
sexy post..comparision was really good

as ur fellow ODI player i agree with u completely and also regarding "march gayi tho kya sept hai na""

but good post da..

Alwaysvetti said...

Good one daa..All IITians do it the same way i believe ..After mid sems end sems are there..If you dont perform well in end sems next sems are there..If u dont perform well in any sem forget caliber matters..so why worry about CGPA daa..??

Labakku Das said...

@Baada:
I am a GGGRREAT fan of Rahul and was not demeaning him.Probably aimed at Akash Chopra,Manjrekar,S S Das etc!!
@Vaish:
True that i study only on the night before eggjam but when did i say that i write them well??Lemme know.. I certainly want 2 write them well!!
@Gutta:
Thanks.. how can i forget our batting partnerships da! We the r the ODI specialists like Bevan,Yuvraj,Robin etc :P
@ Bharat:
Nice theory about CGPA!! cg does suck :D

Sandeep Sundaram said...
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Sandeep Sundaram said...

hey gud one da....
hey u droped frm test team and mannaged 2 find place in odi gud da...
u know very well tht i cant play tst cricket....but donno how long will i stay in d team as im going thrw a lean patch like gangily, me in the coz of past porfomances da..lets wait and c... tips wanted frm youngsters da...

Anonymous said...

I admire ur ingenuity in making such realistic comparisions..Its kinda relieving to see someone can find humour in such revolting periods of iit life(the quiz time)...but dont u think the blog is a little cliched?

an incompetent batsman

Naren Balaji said...

unlike ODI, results r not known on the same day though!

My case would be a slight variation, i start preparing for test only 2 hrs before the test starts!

Labakku Das said...

@Incompetent batsman:
Well thanks for the assessment.Shall try not to put in overused ideas or "cliches" as u chose to put it!
@sandeep:
I am trying to get into the test team.
@Balaji:
That means u do only 'net practice' and do not bat really!!

Khatta said...

Hey Have been following ur blogs for quite a while!
Nice batting dude!

Anonymous said...

cool 1 da...aptly described the yawn's induction effect..i guess i wud b the 1st 1 2 drop dead when some1 yawns...though my mugg pattern doesnt match urs to the T i wud like to call myself a fellow batsman...keep up the gud work...RIGHT HO JEEVZ ;)